When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]


Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'


HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

it is a good well-paying job

'personally tested' doesn't mean what i think you are saying
- and even if it was, there are some people who would love that .. they could work as a group and have fun all day

Of course it means what you think I am saying,,,why else would they need to sterilize them after???

I don't know what other people would enjoy but I would be repeating out loud five times,

'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

they would have to sterilize them as they would ANY thermometer
- after all people will be sticking them, you know where
- they have to be REALLY clean to go in there


No butts about it


are the Oral thermometers similarly tested ?


i wonder what you are thinking now

KUMON.... I find that HARD to SWALLOW.... Butt I will investigate and get BACK to you later.!!

Where is 'wreckage' when we need him?

Ouch, swallowing Rectal thermometers?

Rectal thermometers can be used orally. Read the instructions. It's quite clear. If you're not convinced of one reading you have another option. Butt I don't think you have to SWALLOW that seems a little extreme. If you're in doubt take an asprin and have your hemorroids checked.

it is really bad when you hate your job ,, hate your boss

then you realize you are self employed



i see a lot about hemorrhoids .. isn't that like asphalt ?