01-21-2016, 06:45 AM
(01-21-2016, 01:56 AM)BoFox Wrote:(01-20-2016, 05:52 AM)RolloTheGreat Wrote: Here's my review of Mad Max:
In the future, some slobs live in the desert with their five attractive pet women.
Charlize Theron, an attractive woman made to look like a man, feels sorry for them so she rescues them.
The slobs all chase them in their tacky monster truck rally vehicles, spouting gibberish.
The women escape them, and find some old women.
They team up with the old women, and learn to cooperate with a handsome man to overthrow the slobs.
Along the way we get to see the handsome man's alleged hallucinations, and a heavy metal truck that a five year stuffing green beans up his nose dreamed up.
Hahahaha, that was a good one.. now, shut yer pie-hole and get out of here!
To equally insult all the players who liked Doom - here's my review of Doom 1/2 games:
In the future, you find yourself as a space marine stuck on a moon of Mars.
The place is overrun with vicious aliens. All other space marines have turned into hostiles with an IQ slightly higher than usual zombies. The same IQ also applies for the vicious aliens.
The journey continues until you find the biggest, baddest alien to battle. After you defeat the cyberdemon, you find that there is still no hope whatsoever of leaving the moon - it's all DOOM.
DOOM was very simplistic, but horror survival doesn't have to be "deep".
Action movies don't have to be either, and probably shouldn't be. (E.G. "Kingsman" is not Shakespeare, but it was still a lot of fun.
No insult intended, in my opinion there's no right or wrong in taste in the arts. I could listen to the guitar in "Rock and Roll" by Lou Reed on "Rock and Roll Animal" most weeks for years. Leaves my son cold.
He likes some guy "Logic" and I don't get it at all. Art is all subjective, and personal taste.