[EDIT]hmmm.....whats going on at AMD? (and history of 3Dfx Rampage)

[RolloTheGreat]

AMD continues to lose money: http://www.techpowerup.com/221891/amd-re...er-results

When the market cap gets to $10,000, I'm going to buy AMD and:

A. Fire the PR dept guys for siccing their lap dogs on me when I was in the Focus Group
B. Rename the GPU lineup the Rollo-5000, Rollo-6000, Rollo-7000, etc
C. Rename the CPU line the GStan-13a, GStan-13b, Gstan-13c, etc
D. Diversify into the toilet paper and feminine hygiene markets with a cheap tp named "Creigwipe", a cut rate tampon called the "Aten-Rapon", and an adult diaper made of recycled newspapers called "Wavey Dave's Britches".