First Grader suspended from school for playing with imaginary bow & arrow at recess

[RolloTheGreat]

Better said, I should take that principal over to Toys-R-Us, let my 7-year old son find his favorite toy bow and arrow, tell him to fire an arrow at her.

Then if she yells at my son, I'll press charges against her for verbal abuse towards my 7-year old, for traumatizing him, and for threatening battery/assault if she made any hand gestures.  Haha?

You said it fine the first time, IMO.

I was just riffing on the old "When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" saying.

(which is true on multiple levels)

The imaginary bow and arrows thing is nuts.