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[RolloTheGreat]

Rollo contacts me thru the powers of PM, where he sent me this prayer, which was struck in stone.  His instructions were that i resight these words, eleven times a day.....but because i want to be his favorite servant, i do chant them no less than eleven thousand, eleven hundred and eleven elevens times in the multitude of eleven elevens a day

Rollo King has come,
His will is done,
His earth is my heaven.

I praise of thee,
he blesses me,
Oh Rollo, thy mighty!!!
Powerful smity,
Teach me your wonderful ways.

I shall follow you,
thru and thru,
my life forever spent,
as your unwavering servant.

This is a masterpiece! 

Unfortunately..  you did it to a mortal!!!  You literally sacrificed your soul to a mortal rather than an immortal, forever and ever!!!!!!!  I wish there was something I could do about it, but I just have to accept what happened here in this harsh reality - all I can do is mourn for a while for your misguided demise..  let me take a moment here..

As a mortal, I hold no sway on Ocre's soul.

This was a good parody of feudal fealty though, very funny stuff. Really illustrated how crazy Sick Beast's assertions of "If you won't ban Rollo for preferring Xbone's you must be in his power!" claims were.